Interactive Soil Workshops
Learn to assess pH, texture, and microbial life through hands-on sampling—paired with soil nicknames (“Sir Dirtalot”) and scavenger-hunt style testing stations. Participants leave with DIY compost tea recipes and a certificate chuckle-worthy enough to display in any shed.
Crop Rotation & Companion Planting Classes
Discover which veggies best “get along” in the garden, complete with partner-pair planting games. We mix in pun challenges—like matching “peas” to “peace”—to reinforce biodiversity benefits and pest control strategies.
Composting Comedy Clinics
Master the art of turning scraps into black gold, guided by our compost-curating jester. We cover worm bins, hot piles, and Bokashi systems, all while rating participants’ best compost jokes to keep the nutrient cycles—and laughter—flowing.
Farm-to-Table Cooking Demos
Harvest and transform your produce into seasonal dishes, narrated by our chef-comedian. From “sassy salsa” to “kale yeah” smoothies, you’ll learn knife skills and flavor pairings alongside harvest anecdotes that are as nourishing as the meals.
Pollinator Party Planning
Design and build bee- and butterfly-friendly gardens with themed seed bombs and “flower disco” planting playlists. We teach hive-safe practices, integrate native species, and award “Queen Bee” badges for top habitats.
Regenerative Ranch Tours
Explore pasture management, rotational grazing, and water-harvesting earthworks—punctuated by field-side improv sketches about “moo-tain ranges.” Guests participate in fence building and pond monitoring, returning home as certified “Ranch Chucklers.”